Friday, September 19, 2008

Sine Nobilitas - The Snobbery of Campbell Brown Meets the Dignity of Lady Lynn - Nolo Contendere

You, who despise your neighbour, are a Snob; you, who forget your own
friends, meanly to follow after those of a higher degree, are a Snob;
you, who are ashamed of your poverty, and blush for your calling, are
a Snob; as are you who boast of your pedigree, or are proud of your
William Make Peace Thackeray - The Book of Snobs

The Tune-up of Campbell Brown, the doe-eyed Reader at CNN ( The Cable Network trying desperately to overtake MSNBC-The Tool Shed, the Gold Standard in Stupid) by Lady Lynn Forrester de Rothschild is hotly served up by my pal The Yid With Lid

After repeated attempts to embarrass Lynn - she is a New Jersey Gal, who by dint of talent did what most Americans do - made a living and married for Love. She fell in love with Baron Evelyn de Rothschild. Hell she could have as easily fallen in love with Smash McKenna a Heat & Frost Insulator who makes a pretty good buck as a Union Man! Campbell Brown is a TV News Reader and lives under the delusion that the script she reads matters a whit to most Americans.

The Media are the Snobs of 21st Century America. They are the dividers and weasels - they pick the fights that others engage, and carp and whine and lie and weasel and wiggle when called out. They shout, they retreat, they slap, but can not deliver, nor take a punch.

Campbell Brown got Lynn's knuckles between her vapid lamps and found herself starched on the canvass. Here's the knockout punch:

DE ROTHSCHILD: You know what, Campbell? Barack Obama went and he called the people who have guns and cling to their religion bitter. The people out, you know, who are the rednecks or whoever are bitter. If bitter is the easiest way for you to rationalize that I truly with all my heart believe that John McCain will be a great president, then call me bitter. But it doesn't really advance the dialogue, Campbell, sorry.

BROWN: All right.

Well, thank you for being here, Lynn Forester de Rothschild. Appreciate your time tonight.

Stagger -eyes roll back - Night,Night, Campbell.

Lynn, if you and Evelyn are on 106th & Western Ave., stop into Keegan's Pub. We'd love to by you Ev a couple of pints, or shooters. Nice knuckles Kid!

Campbell - you never laid a glove on her.


Anonymous said...

Mrs. Campbell was Obamaesque.


pathickey said...

Ms Campbell is an Obimbo!

Burr Deming said...

The endorsement by Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschaild will be among McCain's most valued. Here's why.